This Post Is About: Miracles

 “There can be miracles when you believe, No hopeless prayer is hard to kill, Who knows what miracles you can achieve, When you believe, somehow you will You will when you believe” – Whitney Houston (oh and Mariah Carey)   Hey, guys. Have you ever had something so wonderful happen to you? Something you can’t…

This Post Is About: Timing

“When you’re lost, You can look, And you will find it. Time after time” – Cyndi Lauper It’s going very well, thank you. Or is it? No. No, it is not. I am reminded of an English proverb: A stitch in time saves nine. But I don’t need stitches, I am not Shawn Mendes. I…

This Post is About: Nothing in Particular

“I’m going nowhere and I’m going to take my time” – Six Pence None the Richer   Hello, Internet. Have you missed me? It’s okay if you haven’t. I won’t catch feelings. But come on. You missed me, didn’t you?   Anywho… I’ve been good. I apologize for not posting anything in the recent weeks….

This Post is About: Texting

Hello, hello baby you called I can’t hear a thing I have got no service in the club you say, say What, what, what did you say oh you’re breaking up on me Sorry I cannot hear you I’m kinda busy Hi guys. Once upon a time, when I was younger the prospect of getting…

This Post is About: That Time I Almost Died

Long ago in a distant land, I -Aku- the shapeshifting master of darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil. But … Hey, guys. Have you ever felt like Samurai Jack? Like you’re all alone in the world with nothing and no one on your side? No? Yes? Maybe? Well, while you think about that question, can we…

This Post is About: Vanity

I have a question. Where did we go wrong as humans?

I mean, seriously… where did we go wrong? I know it was somewhere where the first man accepted some mystery fruit from the first woman and subsequently doomed us all. Or, it was somewhere between Australopithecus and Homo neanderthalensis …

This Post is About: Moving

Now the Lord had said unto Abram, “Get out of your country, and from your kinsmen, and from your father’s house, into a land that I will show you…” -Genesis 12:1 There are a lot of commas in that verse. Hi, guys. Wozzzzz happenin’? Are you well? Are you sick? You guys never tell me…

This Post is About: Industrial Action

🎶 Guess who’s back? Back again. Mark is back. Tell a friend. 🎶 Or don’t tell a friend. I don’t care. That’s a lie. I do care. I care a lot. Tell all your friends. Tell some strangers. Tell your grandparents. Tell the whole damn world! Let me calm down. *Deep breaths* So, hi. How…

This Post is About: Valentine’s Day

Gather around children, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, long, long, long ago, there was a scandal. A scandal of epic proportions. Olivia Pope couldn’t handle this scandal. There was a girl named Rhea Silvia who was a virgin priestess in a temple somewhere. Rhea was good at her job, I…

This Post is Bad and Boujee

🎶 Rain drop, drop top Sitting here typing on my laptop 🎧 Music is a wonderful thing. I don’t believe there could exist any moment in this life or the next without music. I mean, think about it. The angels are up there in Heaven singing praises to God (in the tune of Hosanna x…

This Post is About: New Year’s Resolutions

First post in two months! The block is gone! Hallelujah! Ahem. Forgive me for my enthusiasm. It’s just that, my words are back and I’ve never been happier. That’s a lie. I have been happier. I’m a happy person… I think. Anywho, Happy New Year guys! How was your Christmas? I bet some of you…

This Post is About: Writer’s Block

Dun dun duuun! Blank. Blank. Blank. Blank blank blank blank blank. 🎶 Well, I’ve got a blank space baby…🎼 This is so annoying. Guys, my characters have abandoned me. My words are on vacation. Absent without leave. Come back vocabulary! You can’t leave me like this 😔. What am I supposed to do now? ……