This Post is About: That Time I Almost Died

Long ago in a distant land, I -Aku- the shapeshifting master of darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil. But … Hey, guys. Have you ever felt like Samurai Jack? Like you’re all alone in the world with nothing and no one on your side? No? Yes? Maybe? Well, while you think about that question, can we…

This Post is About: Vanity

I have a question. Where did we go wrong as humans?

I mean, seriously… where did we go wrong? I know it was somewhere where the first man accepted some mystery fruit from the first woman and subsequently doomed us all. Or, it was somewhere between Australopithecus and Homo neanderthalensis …

This Post is About: Moving

Now the Lord had said unto Abram, “Get out of your country, and from your kinsmen, and from your father’s house, into a land that I will show you…” -Genesis 12:1 There are a lot of commas in that verse. Hi, guys. Wozzzzz happenin’? Are you well? Are you sick? You guys never tell me…

This Post is About: Industrial Action

🎶 Guess who’s back? Back again. Mark is back. Tell a friend. 🎶 Or don’t tell a friend. I don’t care. That’s a lie. I do care. I care a lot. Tell all your friends. Tell some strangers. Tell your grandparents. Tell the whole damn world! Let me calm down. *Deep breaths* So, hi. How…

This Post is About: Valentine’s Day

Gather around children, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, long, long, long ago, there was a scandal. A scandal of epic proportions. Olivia Pope couldn’t handle this scandal. There was a girl named Rhea Silvia who was a virgin priestess in a temple somewhere. Rhea was good at her job, I…

This Post is Bad and Boujee

🎶 Rain drop, drop top Sitting here typing on my laptop 🎧 Music is a wonderful thing. I don’t believe there could exist any moment in this life or the next without music. I mean, think about it. The angels are up there in Heaven singing praises to God (in the tune of Hosanna x…

This Post is About: New Year’s Resolutions

First post in two months! The block is gone! Hallelujah! Ahem. Forgive me for my enthusiasm. It’s just that, my words are back and I’ve never been happier. That’s a lie. I have been happier. I’m a happy person… I think. Anywho, Happy New Year guys! How was your Christmas? I bet some of you…

This Post is About: Writer’s Block

Dun dun duuun! Blank. Blank. Blank. Blank blank blank blank blank. 🎶 Well, I’ve got a blank space baby…🎼 This is so annoying. Guys, my characters have abandoned me. My words are on vacation. Absent without leave. Come back vocabulary! You can’t leave me like this 😔. What am I supposed to do now? ……

This Post is About: Tinder 

🎶 Lonely…  I am so lonely…  I have nobody … To call my oooooooooooOOOOwn! I am so lonely.   I hate that song. It sounds like an autotuned sack of drowning cats, and who wants to hear cats drown?  (If you do then you are a deeply, deeply disturbed individual) Still, the song is catchy…

This Post is About: Television 

Remember when I told you I had a couple of stories in my draft folder? Well… I was lying. There’s nothing in my drafts but the promise of a cool wind blowing through a dry riverbed. The promise of a cold glass of water after working on a farm in the afternoon. The promise of…

I’m Still Alive

Hi there. I apologize if you have been logging on here but not seeing anything new. Work has been keeping me busy. Also, in all honesty, I’ve been binge-watching Downton Abbey. It’s a really good show. I don’t know why I wasn’t watching it before now. I would do a review but I think it’s…

This Post is About: Fear

“I heard Your voice in the garden and I was afraid. And I hid myself” – Adam, Genesis 3:10 I don’t know what’s wrong with me. It’s 1:43 am and I can’t sleep. I lie in bed staring at the ceiling, or more accurately, staring at where the ceiling should be. All I see is…